Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Miscellaneous Jokes

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.

4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

8. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

9. The coffee machine is broken.

10. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

11. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

12. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

And the #1 Thing to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at
Your Desk is...

Amen

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