Miscellaneous Jokes

One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years
old,went to his mom and asked her, How old are you?


The mom said, There are some things you should never
ask a woman and that is one of them. You will
understand when you get older.


Then the boy asked his mom, Mommy, how much do you
weigh?


The mom replied, Like I said there are some things
you should never ask a woman and that is one of them.
You will understand when you get older.


Later the boy came to his mom and asked, Mommy, why
did you and daddy get a divorce?
The mom told Timothy, There is some things you should
never ask a woman and that is definitely one of them.
You will understand when you getolder


So the boy wandered off to his mom's room and found
her purse and started looking through it. As he was
going through the purse he found her license. He was
looking at it and looking and looking. Then he went
back to his mother and told her, Mommy, I know how old you are.


How old, she said.


The little boy said, 27. Then he said, I know how much you weigh.


How much, she said.


The little boy told her,You are 130 pounds. I also
know why you and daddy got a divorce.


Why son? she said.


He said, Because you have an F in sex!

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