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There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing
and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help.
The wise old Bishop said, Well you might start with
something to attract and hold their attention, such as, 'Last
night I was in the warm embrace of a good woman,' that
will get their attention then you go on to talk about
how warm and accepting she was and at the end reveal she was
your mother; that is great for sermons about family love.


The young priest decided to take the advice. The following
Sunday he got into the pulpit and said,
Last night I was in the arms a hot woman, he paused. The
congregation was totally transfixed; no lack of attention
now. But he had forgotten what come next, so he stumbled on
about how great she was and how good she made him feel. Then
he thought of a way to get out of his problem. He said in
conclusion, Well I may not remember who she was, but she was
recommended by the Bishop!

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