Blonde Jokes

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says, Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?


The big woman replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know
something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs, and I'm a professional
triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2,
weighs 220 lbs, and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a
blonde who's 6'5, weighs 250 lbs, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?


The guy thinks about it a second and says, No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times.

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