Food & Drink Jokes

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large
sign on the wall: USD500 If we fail to fill your order!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts
on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks
into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
five USD100 bills down on it and says, You got me
this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the
first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!

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