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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, You ready to order?


Clinton replies, Yes, I'd like a quickie.


A quickie?! the waitress replies. Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu. She walks away.


Gore leans over to Clinton and says, It's pr*nounced Quiche.

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