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Q: Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

A: Santa Clues.


Q: What's red and white and falls down the chimney?

A: Santa Klutz!


Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?

A: Missile toe.


Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?

A: It's in Decembrrrrr.


Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?

A: A pony sleigh station


Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.


Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

A: He wanted to sleep like a log.


Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A: Because every buck is dear to him.


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.


Q: Why does Santa Claus have a garden?

A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe hoe.


Q: Who was the first cat to cross the Sahara Desert?

A: Sandy Claws!

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