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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man, the tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.


This other guy notices it and say, 'Hey, whats that?' The other guy says 'A twelve inch pianist.


Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, and I got a twelve inch pianist.'


The other guy says 'Cool can I try?' and he makes a wish.


A minute later, a million ducks fill the room. The guy says 'Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!'


The guy says 'Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?'

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