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So the other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club.


One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a USD10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the USD10 and put it on his butt.


Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a USD50 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the USD50 bill, and puts it on his other b*tt cheek.


Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.

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