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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.


Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!


Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!


Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.


Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.


Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.


Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.


Yo momma so stupid that under Education on her job apllication, she put Hooked on Phonics.


Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette b*tt that was heating your house.


Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.


Yo momma so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

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