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Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.


Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!


Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!


Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!


Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,DING!


Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.


Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.


Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.


Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, What ya doin'? She said, Buying luggage.


Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.


Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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