Religion Jokes

A priest, minister and rabbi were playing their usual Wednesday round of
golf, and started discussing their weekly collections. Specifically, they
started to compare how they decided what portion of the collection to keep
for themselves and what portion to give to the Lord.


The priest explains, I draw a circle around myself and toss the money in
the air. Whatever lands in the circle I keep for myself. What ever lands
outside the circle, I give to God.


The minister says, Yes, I use a similar method, except that whatever lands
inside the circle I give to God, and whatever lands outside the circle I
keep for my personal needs.


The rabbi then proclaims, Brothers we are in agreement! I use the same
method, as well. Except, that when I toss the money in the air, and I figure
that whatever God wants He can keep...

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