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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in he glances up and sees a beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside him.


Anxious to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, So where are you flying to today? She turns and smiles, and says, To the annual ny*phomaniac Convention in
Chicago.


He sw*llows hard, instantly crazed with excitement. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she's going to a meeting of ny*phomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, And what's your role at this convention?


She flips her hair back, turns to him, looks into his eyes, and says, I will be speaking, debunking some of the popular myths about sexuality.


Really, he says, sw*llowing hard. And what myths are those?


She explains. Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchman are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who romance women the best, on average.


Very interesting, the man responds.


Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed, and blushes. I'm sorry, she says. I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name.


The man extends his hand and replies: Tonto, Tonto Goldstein.

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