Miscellaneous Jokes

1.I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.


2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.


3.I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.


4.I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.


5.I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.


6.I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.


7.If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.


8.I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.


9.I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.


10.I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

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