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A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She wrote her will
and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with
her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted. She told
her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and
second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomindgales. Bloomingdales!
the rabbi said. Why Bloomingdales? That way, I know my daughters will
visit me at least twice a week.

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