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List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week


1. Cover your stump before you hump


2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker


3. Don't be silly, protect your w*lly


4. When in doubt, shroud your spout


5. Don't be a loner, cover your


6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong


7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it


8. If you think she's sp*nky, cover your monkey


9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize


10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter


11. She won't get sick if you wrap your d*ck


12. If you go into heat, package your meat


13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis


14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse


15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member


16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped p*cker


17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool


18. The right selection will protect your erection


19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil


20. A crank with armor will never harm her


21. No glove, no love!

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