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A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist USD1,000 to put a USD100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.


The man replies, I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.


So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a USD100 bill on his penis.


So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the USD1000 he would have paid for the tatoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a USD100 bill on his willie.


So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow USD100, she can stay home to do it.

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