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Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every
morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new (drop dead
gorgeous) neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she
leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit. Bob could hardly beleive it,
she wasn't wearing a thing under her robe. The woman leaned closer to Bob
and said good morning. This time her robe opened up completely. She purred
to Bob that she hadn't had a man in years.


He could hardly keep eye contact when she said she heard someone coming and that they should go back to her
apartment. They went inside and she let the robe fall to the floor. What do you
think my best feature is? Bob stuttered and drueled a bit and finally said Your
ears.


What do you mean my ears, look at me. I have round perfect breasts, a nice
tight as* and legs to die for what on earth made you say EARS!


Well, said Bob In the hall you said you heard someone coming, that was
me!

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