Food & Drink Jokes

It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr. Goodbar. So I saw
Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, Hey Sweetart,
how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?


Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like
pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was
easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold
back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit
Kat and she started to scream, Oh Henry, Oh Henry!


Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be
long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old
Milky Way. She asked if I was into m and amp;m, but I said, Hey Chiclet, no kinky
stuff. I then said, Look you little Reece Piece, don't be a Zero, be a
Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit
O' Honey? (What a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, Oh,
Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers! as I rammed my Ding
Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.


Well, I was givin' it too her Good 'n' Plenty, when all of a sudden...my
Starburst.


Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained
of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out
popped........a Baby Ruth.

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