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Top 47 Oxymorons


47. Act naturally


46. Found missing


45. Resident alien


44. Advanced BASIC


43. Genuine imitation


42. Airline Food


41. Good grief


40. Same difference


39. Almost exactly


38. Government organization


37. Sanitary landfill


36. Alone together


35. Legally drunk


34. Silent scream


33. American history


32. Living dead


31. Small crowd


30. Business ethics


29. Soft rock


28. b*tt Head


27. Military Intelligence


26. Software documentation


25. New York culture


24. New classic


23. Sweet sorrow


22. Childproof


21. Now, then ...


20. Synthetic natural gas


19. Passive aggression


18. Taped live


17. Clearly misunderstood


16. Peace force


15. Extinct Life


14. Temporary tax increase


13. Computer jock


12. Plastic glasses


11. Terribly pleased


10. Computer security


09. Political science


08. Tight slacks


07. Definite maybe


06. Pretty ugly


05. Twelve-ounce pound cake


04. Diet ice cream


03. Working vacation


02. Exact estimate


And the Number one top OXY-Moron


01. Microsoft Works

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