Men & Women Jokes

10:00-Wake up

10:02-Oral sex

10:10-Big breakfast

11:30-Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe

2:15 -Enormous lunch

3:15 -Oral sex

3:25 -Play sports with the guys

4:30 -Drink beer with the guys

6:30 -Meet Claudia Schiffer

6:40 -Oral sex

6:50 -Huge dinner, more beer

11:00-Full on, get down, gorilla sex

11:10-Sleep

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