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Season's Greetings


Money's Short

Times are Hard

Here's your fking

Christmas Card


Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the house

everyone felt s**tty

even the mouse


mom at the wh*rehouse

and dad smoking grass

I'd just settled down

for a nice piece of ass


when out on the lawn

I heard such a clatter

I sprung from my piece

to see what's the matter


then out on the lawn

I saw a big d*ck

I knew in a moment

it must be Saint Nick


He came down the chimney

like a bat out of hell

I knew in a moment

the old fker fell


he filled all our stockings

with pretzels and beer

and a big rubber d*ck

for my brother the queer


he rose up the chimney

with a thuderous fart

the son of a b*tch

blew the chimney apart


he swore and he cursed

as he rode out of sight

pi*s on you all

and have a good night


MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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