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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: How many people here
believe in ghosts?


About 90 students raise their hands.Well that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?


About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?


15 students raise their hands. That's a great response. Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?


3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?


One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes
off glasses, takes a step back, and says, Son, all the years I've been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience.


The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins
to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, Well, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a ghost. The student replies, Ghost?!? d*mn, I thought
you said 'goats.'

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