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Conversation between Room Service and guest in Asian Hotel. Read Aloud for maximum entertainment


Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.


Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.


RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??


G: Uh . . . yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs.


RS: Ow July den?


G: What??


RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch?


G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.


RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease?


G: Crisp will be fine.


RS : Hokay. An San tos?


G: What?


RS: San tos. July San tos?


G: I don't think so.


RS: No? Judo one toes??


G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what judo one toes means.


RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?


G: English muf*in!! I've got it! You were saying Toast. Fine. Yes, an English muf*in will be fine.


RS: We bother?


G: No . . . just put the bother on the side.


RS: Wad?


G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side.


RS: Copy?


G: Sorry?


RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill?


G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.


RS: One Minnie. as* ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy . . . rye??


G: Whatever you say.


RS: Tendjewberrymud.


G : You're welcome.

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