How the Cow Died

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One morning the farmer woke up, got dressed and walked outside. When he got
outside he found his favorite cow Betsy lying dead. The farmer was so upset.
He decided at that moment that there was no point in living so he drowned
himself in the well. Then his wife came out and saw her husband dead and
drowned herself too. Later the oldest son came out and was about to drown
himself too until a mermaid came from beneath the water and said, If you fk
me 15 times good, i'll bring all your loved ones back to life.

So the boy goes 14 times strong and on the 15 time, nothing comes out so the
mermaid kills him. Then the middle son comes out and does the same as his
older brother. The mermaid comes again and says, If you can fk me 20 times
good, I'll bring your family back to life.

So the boy goes 19 times strong, and on the 20th time, nothing comes out. Then
the mermaid kills him. Finally the youngest son comes out and sees everyone
dead. He goes to kill himself until the mermaid comes again (The youngest is
about 9). The mermaid says,If you can fk me 30 times good, I'll bring all your
loved ones back to life.

So the boy replies, 30, 40, 50 times no problem. The mermaid says prove it.

Finally the boy replies, How do you think the cow died?

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