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At about 3:00, a plane took off for New York.


On the plane there was a pilot, a boy scout,
a priest, and the smartest man in the world. All
of a sudden the engine blows up and the plane
starts going down. The people are startled and
start looking for the parachutes. They find
them but there are only 3 parachutes.


The pilot takes one and says 'This is my plane so I get a
parachute.' And then jumps out the door.


The smartest man
in the world grabs one and says, 'I'm the
smartest man in the world and the they will need
me down there' And then jumps out the door. The
priest goes and grabs the last parachute and
says, 'I need to spread my wisdom around the
world. Sorry kid.'


Then the boy scout all the sudden speaks up and
says, 'No...Thats okay. The smartest man in the
world just took my nap sack!'

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