Blonde Jokes

A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He
sees an extremely beautiful blonde in a tight
mini-skirt, and decides to get on the bus
directly behind her.


As the bus pulls up, she
begins to board the bus, but cannot make the
first step with her mini zipped. She reaches
behind her and undoes a zipper. Then she
attempts to board the bus, once again she fails
in her attempt. She reaches behind her once
more and undoes the same zipper. She tries
again to board the bus, and again she fails in
her attempts.


The young man finally decides
just to lift her into the bus. When he lifts her she
yells, 'Don't get fresh with me!' The young man
just looks at her and says, 'Lady you've just
undone my zipper twice, and now you say that
I'm getting fresh with you!'

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