Blonde Jokes

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.


How did this happen? the doctor asked.


Well I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.


Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?


No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I
thought, I just paid USD6,000 for these, then I
put it in my mouth and I thought, I just paid
USD4,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I
put the gun in my ear and I thought, this is
going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger
in my ear before I pulled the trigger.

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