Blonde Jokes

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow USD5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks
out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.


Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the USD5,000 and the
interest, which comes to USD15.41. The loan officer says, We are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
us is why would you bother to borrow USD5,000? The Blonde replied, Where
else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?

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