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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?


Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'


Miss Rogers: 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'


Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'


Miss Rogers smiles sheepishly and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.


'Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bj.

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