Miscellaneous Jokes

A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?


She calls on little Johnny. He replies, None, they all fly away with the first gun shot


The teacher replies, The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.


Then, Little Johnny says I have a question for YOU. There are
three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.


Which one is married?


The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied Well I suppose the one


that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone To which Little Johnny replied,


The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.

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