Men & Women Jokes

Your as* is never a factor in a job interview.

Your org*sms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you sw*llow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy as* every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's as* if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because thisone's just too icky.

You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit around your reproductive system.

Same work ... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress USD2000; Tux rental USD100.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess DI's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

p*rn movies are designed with you in mind.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: So, notice anything different?

Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.

No pantyhose.

One mood, all the time.

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