Religion Jokes

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the
pilot announced, Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a
heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility.


The passengers were numb with fear, except for one... a semi-retired
minister...Now, now, keep calm, folks he said. Let's all bow our heads
and pray.


Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray... except one fellow near
the back. Why aren't you bowing your head to pray? the minister asked.


Well, I don't know how to pray, replied the passenger. Well, just do
something religious! piped up another well meaning passenger. So the man
got up and started down the aisle passing his hat

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