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Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room.


After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer.


Fine, said the pleased mother. If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.


Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave, said Johnny. I asked Him to help you put up with me.

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