Drunk Jokes

A-Alcohol: The key to surviving college


B-Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging


C-Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party


D-Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic


E-Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party


F-fked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out


G-Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers


H-Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank


I-Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party


J-Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home


K-Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers


L-Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol


M-Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying


N-Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up with someone you don't know


O-Oh s**t!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.


P-Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer


Q-Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning


R-Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet


S-Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk


T-Ten: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk


U-Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town


V-Vodka: The mother of all alcohol's and the best way to get drunk in an hour


W-Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow


X-X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it


Y-Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end


Z-Zoned: How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking

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