Blonde Jokes

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided
to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.


She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, I've kidnapped you.


She then wrote a note saying, I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put USD10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.


Signed, A Blonde.


The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the USD10,000 with a note that said, How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

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