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An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.


St. Peter checks his dossier and says: Ah, you're an engineer, but you
worked for a high-tech startup company and got rich. You had your good
life, you can't come in here.


So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and
starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are all
upgraded and there's speaker wires running to every room. Even the clocks
on the VCRs are set. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.


One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, So,
how's it going down there in hell?


Satan replies, Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators. The computers are faster than ever and we've
got music in every room. There's no telling what this engineer is going to
come up with next.


God replies, What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should
never have gotten down there, send him up here.


Satan says, No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him.


God says, Send him back up here or I'll sue.


Satan laughs uproariously and answers, Yeah, right....and just where are
YOU going to find a lawyer?

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