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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.


The blonde bet the redhead USD50 that he wouldn't
jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'


Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave
the redhead the USD50 she owed.


The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'


The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet'.


So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'.


The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

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