Miscellaneous Jokes

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13


Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14


When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13


Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.
Hank, Age 12


Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10


When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12


Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9


Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9


Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7


Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10


Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9


Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age 12


Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13


Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11


Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11


Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7


Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9

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