Sexuality Jokes

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

3. Just call me milk... I'll do your body good.

4. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

5. Can I buy you a drink... or do you just want the money..

6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too.

9. Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be you Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way right away.

10. I'd love to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

11. If you were a hamburger you'd be the McGorgeous.

12. Is that Windex, 'cause I can see myself in your pants.

13. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher...Have you seen one?

14. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep 'till the afternoon.

15. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a braille name tag.

16. Guy: Would you like to dance?

Girl: I don't like this song and I'd NEVER dance with you anyway.

Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said 'you look fat in those pants'

17. Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

18. I look good on you.

19. I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

20. You look like a girl who's heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

21. F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Betty?

22. I love every bone in your body, including mine.

23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

24. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

25. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

26. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my head all day long.

27. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

28. The word for the night is legs. Legs go back to my room and spread the word.

29. Hey baby, what's your sign? Slippery when wet? Caution curves ahead? Yield?

30. Hi my name is __________. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

31. I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

32. The fact that I'm missing teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

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