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Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are
getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them.
The friends look at each other, look at the guy and say, Sure.


About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the
guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's
a hitman. They all laugh.


The guy says, No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I
carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like.


So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and, sure enough,
there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. Jack gets all excited and
says, WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?


The hit man replies, Sure.


So Jack looks and says, YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see
through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's
my next door neighbor! And he's naked too! This really upsets Jack
so he asks how much it would be for a hit.


The hitman replies, I get USD1000 every time I pull the trigger.


Jack responds, USD1000? Well, OK, I want two hits. I want you to shoot
my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't
stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just
for scr*wing around with my wife.


The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking
for about five minutes until finally Jack starts to get really impatient and asks, What are you waiting for?


The hitman replies, Just hold on..... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks!

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