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Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic.


After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had
heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and
ended up in Venice.


On a bridge over one of the ca**ls, they hid in the shadows and waited
for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their
way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a
person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the ca**l below.


The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to
have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and
suffered the same fate as the first-sucked dry and tossed into the ca**l below.


Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the ca**l.


The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing.


They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridges As they
listened, they realized that it was coming from the ca**l. They looked over the
rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on
the bodies.


They listened as the alligator sang, ............


..... Drained wops keep fallin' on my head

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