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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled
out a condom, cutoff the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued smoking.


Lady 1 What's that?


Lady 2 A condom.


Lady 1 Where'd you get it?


Lady 2 You can get them at any drugstore.


The next day, Lady 1 hobbled into the local drugstore and
announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package
of condoms.


The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all,
in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.


Doesn't matter, she replied, as long as it fits a Camel


The druggist fainted.

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