Travel Jokes

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.
They were discussing the fact that if they go
for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,
but if they take the cigarettes with them, they
will get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girl
walking out of the ocean. She reaches into the top
of her swimsuit, pulls out a perfectly dry
cigarette and book of matches and lights up. The
ladies go up to the girl and ask, How do you keep
your cigarettes dry? Her answer, I put them inside
of a condom.
The women rush to a pharmacy and ask for a
condom. When the pharmacist asks, What size? one of
the ladies says, It should fit a Camel.

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