Situation Jokes

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for
nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and
teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the
bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a
half of Bob's cow cr*pping in Bill's yard; being
ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front
of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the
18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.

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