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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:

Defendant: Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.

Judge: Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to
change your mind?

Defendant: No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know
there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my
wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors.

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