There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...

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There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot
summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big
bundle of wire.
Hey kid! the farmer says. Where ya goin' with that wire?
Well, the kid drawls, this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's
chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!
You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!
Sure I can! the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at
the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens
caught in his chicken wire.
Well, the farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid
comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape.
Hey kid! the farmer yells. Where ya goin' with that tape? Well, this
here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's duck tape -- I'm fixin' to catch
me some ducks!
You can't catch ducks with duck tape! the farmer yells back. Sure I
can! the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end
of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had a
whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.
The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes
walking down the road carrying a stick.
Hey kid! the farmer says. Where ya goin' with that stick?
Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's p*ssy willow.

Hang on, the farmer says, I'll get my hat.

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