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A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressed
with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a d*mnED fine sermon. The preacher
says Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of
the Lord.

The man says, But preacher, that was the best d*mnED sermon I ever
heard. The preacher says again, sir I must be blunt, DO NOT use
curse words in the Lords house again.

The man says Well I was so impressed with your sermon that I
placed USD1000 dollars in the collection plate.

The preacher says NO s**t?

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