Roads & Driving Jokes

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During
his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he
gladly picks him up he says,Normally father, i dont pick up hitch
hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.
In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on
Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. that dirty son
of %USD#%#% ill fix him. He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,Don't worry
i got him with the gas can!

Sent by Rob

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