Drunk Jokes

There was a drunk man walking down the street turning
his car keys back and forth.
A policeman came up to him and asked, Sir, what are you doing?
The drunk replied, I am looking for my car, the last time I saw
it, it was on the end of these keys.
The police officer said, Sir, do you know your zipper is down?
The drunk replied, s**t, I lost my wife, too!

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